May 2013
wolf-cub:
i need a hug (that leads to making out)
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
hotanimegirl:
i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask
edating:
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
hommos:
ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
reaaal-shitt:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
whorville:
Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence
buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated
